Student game, based on the idea that it is always possible to connect every film actor in the world back to the Footloose star, has been added into Google's search engine
To use Google's system, the user simply types in the words "Bacon number" followed by the name of the actor. By way of example, typing "Bacon number Simon Pegg" reveals that Bacon and the British actor are linked by Tom Cruise, because the latter appeared in 1992's A Few Good Men with Bacon and in 2006's Mission: Impossible III with Pegg. Pegg therefore has a Bacon number of two, indicating two degrees of separation.
To say two people were engaged in the amorous congress was by far the most polite option on the list, oftentimes serving as the definition for other, less discreet synonyms.
2. Basket-making
“Those two recently opened a basket-making shop.” From a method of making children’s stockings, in which knitting the heel is called basket-making.
3. Bread and butter
One on top of the other. “Rumor has it he found her bread and butter fashion with the neighbor.”
4. Brush
“Yeah, we had a brush once.” The emphasis here is on brevity; just a fling, no big deal.
5. Clicket
“They left together, so they’re probably at clicket.” This was originally used only for foxes, but became less specific as more and more phrases for doing it were needed.
6. Face-making
Aside from the obvious, this also comes from “making children,” because babies have faces.
7. Blanket hornpipe
There is probably no way to use this in seriousness or discreetly, but there you have it.
8. Blow the grounsils
“Grounsils” are foundation timbers, so “on the floor.”
9. Convivial society
Similar to “amorous congress” in that this was a gentler term suitable for even the noble classes to use, even if they only whispered it.
10. Take a flyer
“Flyers” being shoes, this is “dressed, or without going to bed.”
11. Green gown
Giving a girl a green gown can only happen in the grass.
12. Lobster kettle
A woman who sleeps with soldiers coming in at port is said to “make a lobster kettle” of herself.
13. Melting moments
Those shared by “a fat man and woman in amorous congress.”
14. Pully hawly
A game at pully hawly is a series of affairs.
15. St. George
In the story of St. George and the Dragon, the dragon reared up from the lake to tower over the saint. “Playing at St. George” casts a woman as the dragon and puts her on top.
16. A stitch
Similar to having a brush, “making a stitch” is a casual affair.
17. Tiff
A tiff could be a minor argument or falling-out, as we know it. In the 19th century, it was also a term for eating or drinking between meals, or in this case, a quickie.
Non-Football Story Of The Day http://www.football365.com/mediawatch/8048374/Mediawatch 'A New Hampshire woman was arrested four times in 26 hours for playing Highway to Hell by AC/DC too loudly. Joyce Coffey got into trouble from the police for blasting the AC/DC song and other loud music from her home. Police first issued a warning to the Epping local on Tuesday afternoon, according to authorities, and an hour later arrested her for playing extremely loud music.
'She was arrested again five hours later, before being released and rearrested again before dawn on Wednesday, again because of her insufferably noisy music. Ms Coffey was then arrested for the fourth time after her nephew told police he attempted to remove some of his belongings from the house and she threw a frying pan at him. After being jailed on Friday, WMUR-TV reported that a judge has since recommended that she use headphones, to avoid further punishment for indulging in extremely loud rock tracks' - Metro.
Redheads gather in Holland for festival
An annual festival of redheads has been taking place in Breda, Holland.
Around 1,400 redheads from 52 countries took part in the festivities which included activities such as fashion shows and art exhibitions devoted to the colour red.
I saw picture on photobomb today and was thinking about the excellent film teen wolf.
I always imagine pitching ideas to someone and having a grumpy boss who doesn't like new ideas.
teen wolf creator : TWC : Hey boss I have a brilliant idea
BOSS : hit me
TWC : it's about a teenager who is a wolf
BOSS : hmm I'm not sure it sounds a bit shit
TWC : no no, it's awesome. He turns into a wolf, is fantastic at basketball, goes surfing on the roof of his van and the bit everyone will remember is when he asks for a keg of beer, like this, I SAID A KEG OF BEER"
BOSS: ok it's sounding better
TWC : oh yeah, what about this, Marty J Fox to play the teen wolf in his individual always in a hurry, scurrying about style.
BOSS : isn't he too old
TWC : nope he is forever young to the film audience
BOSS : POW, make it happen number one
I also wondered how rubbish the film would have been if it was middle aged wolf or how good it would have been if it was a teenage mutant ninja wolf.
in fact anything mutanty and ninjaory is good, you add some mutant and ninja to anything and it makes a whole lot better.
Eastenders, a breakout of mutant ninjas, pow, I might even watch an episode.
NEWSNIGHT, Paxman interviewing a mutant ninja politician. GO ON THEN PAXMAN get all high mighty with him, BAM kicked paxman's head off
wait, what's this, PAXMAN is a mutant ninja interviewer, he backflips up, puts his head back on, says something smart and the ninja fighting begins.
That this House welcomes the positive contribution made to the health of the nation by the NHS homeopathic hospitals; notes that some six million people use complementary treatments each year; believes that complementary medicine has the potential to offer clinically-effective and cost-effective solutions to common health problems faced by NHS patients, including chronic difficult to treat conditions such as musculoskeletal and other chronic pain, eczema, depression, anxiety and insomnia, allergy, chronic fatigue and irritable bowel syndrome; expresses concern that NHS cuts are threatening the future of these hospitals; and calls on the Government actively to support these valuable national assets.
Bestselling Author Caught Posting Positive Reviews of His Own Work on Amazon
RJ Ellory, award-winning author of crime novels such as A Simple Act of Violence and A Quiet Belief in Angels was blasted by fellow crime writer Jeremy Duns for posting glowing reviews of his own work on Amazon under the pseudonym "Nicodemus Jones."
After Duns exposed Ellory on Twitter, the author had no choice but to fess up to calling A Quiet Belief in Angels "a modern masterpiece" that "will touch your soul."
"The recent reviews... are my responsibility and my responsibility alone," Ellory said in a statement. "I wholeheartedly regret the lapse of judgment that allowed personal opinions to be disseminated in this way and I would like to apologise to my readers and the writing community."
Technology moves forward in leaps and bounds, but some designs never change. Which is why thousands of men embarrass themselves on a daily basis as they struggle to open condom packaging. That's why these one-handed wrappers need to exist.
A concept by London-based designer Ben Pawle, the newly designed wrapper is engineered so that it can be opened with a single hand—to help boost confidence and sustain romance. Ben explains:
A durable outer foil layer with perforated design protects the thin inner sealed plastic membrane which preserves the condom itself. The design uses a one-handed finger snapping action to exert enough force to break through both layers, revealing the condom and forcing it to slide out of the wrapper between finger and thumb.
Truly one of those "why didn't I think of that?" ideas, it's surprising to hear that the concept actually emerged from focus groups exploring the difficulties faced by semi-parlyzed hemiplegics, and not a single eureka moment. But regardless of how the idea came into being, one thing's for certain: these things needs to exist, like, now.
The prototype will be on show at London's V&A museum during the upcoming London Design Festival. [Ben Pawle via Core 77]
I think what sustains romance is sex without a condom with your spouse. No I'm not a troll.
I'm not really sure how useful the invention is above because you will still need to hands to pop it on, DONT YOU???
http://www.football365.com/mediawatch/8069486/Mediawatch Non-Football Story Of The Day 'A MASSAGE parlour and a car wash outlet in Sunway Mentari have given new meaning to the phrase "customer loyalty". They have come up with a creative way to entice more customers to engage their services by offering free sex after nine car washes. However, their three-month old "win-win" partnership went bust after police stormed the massage parlour on Monday night. In the 9pm operation, nine Vietnamese women, believed to be prostitutes and GROs, aged between 18 and 28, were arrested. Selangor National Key Result Area (NKRA) Crime Prevention Division officer-in-charge, ASP Emmi Shah Fadhil, said police got wind of the activity after the raiding team found several car wash loyalty cards from five customers who were caught having sex with the prostitutes' - The Malay Mail.
Speaking for cak handed men everywhere, this is very much needed!
http://www.football365.com/mediawatch/8054014/Mediawatch Quote Of The Day "I got hit by a squirrel. I went over the top of my bike and landed on my head, shoulder and neck. I saw it run into the road but couldn't do anything about it and it just hit my wheel and stuck in my wheel and hit my brakes. For a minute, I thought I might have been in trouble because I landed on my head. Then, all of a sudden, I thought: 'I'm not, I'm alive!'" - Scunthorpe manager Alan Knill tells a harrowing tale of what happens when man meets nature. Non-Football Headline Of The Day 'China Ferrari sex orgy death crash' - Metro Herald.
Non-Football Story Of The Day 'A MILLIONAIRE is offering a £500 reward to catch thieves who stole the head from his Simon Cowell scarecrow. Alan Love put the scarecrow in his garden for an annual charity competition in his town. But his four-year-old daughter Mia was left in tears when thieves nicked the head. Alan, of Bothwell, Lanarkshire, said: "Mia goes out with her mum to the garden every morning and every evening to check that the Simon Cowell scarecrow is OK.
"When we came home and discovered it was gone, Mia was really upset. She was in tears and everything. I'm not happy." Hundreds of local people make figures for the three-day Bothwell Scarecrow Festival and the event raises cash for Yorkhill children's hospital in Glasgow. Alan has been scouring CCTV footage in a bid to catch the theives who stole X Factor chief Cowell's head. He has even printed "wanted" posters asking for help to nail the yobs' - The Daily Record.
Visual Cliff experiment with babies!
Watch babies face the same test of courage as Indiana Jones!
You have merged lot of things at one place...
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