Hedgehog trapped in crisp packet in Weston-super-Mare

Hedgehog which was trapped in a crisp packet

The hedgehog will now be looked after by the centre

A baby hedgehog which found itself stuck in a crisp packet has been released after a three-and-a-half hour rescue involving six people.

The animal became trapped after it crawled into the empty wrapper in a railed off area near steps in Weston-super-Mare.

A shopkeeper heard rustling and saw the hedgehog - now named Crispin - stick his nose out.

Workers had to cut through the railings and help rescuers reach the hedgehog.

Jules Bishop, from Prickles Hedgehog Rescue, said Crispin crawled into the area as he was attracted to the warmth of the packet and the smell.

"He's thriving now and will be here all winter as he's so tiny," she said.

"I want to thank all the people involved because obviously without their commitment and dedication this little hog would have had no way to survive.

"He was very, very cold and dehydrated when I emptied him out of the crisp packet."

http://www.football365.com/mediawatch/8217071/Mediawatch

Non-Football Vagina Tombstone Story Of The Day
'A Serbian widower is making news after having his late wife's vagina engraved on her headstone. Milan Marinkovic says it was his wife's dying wish that he never look at the private areas of another woman, according to the Examiner. Before she passed away, Milena Marinkovic left detailed instructions on how she wanted her final wishes to be carried out. She explicitly described to her husband that she wanted him give photographs she had taken of her vagina to a hired sculptor so that an exact replica can be on her headstone, according to TheFrisky. "The problem wasn''t finding the money, but finding an artist who would do it. Most of them said it was blasphemy. Now it's finished I love it and it's a really good likeness. And this way, a part of her will always be with me,"" said the 72-year-old widower' - KTLA.com. It was from last week, but it's still funny.

New Ipswich boss, likes one in the hole

Amusing, a site where ladies post texts they have received from blokes and wondering if womankind can help them to conclude if he likes her, isn't into her or it's still up for grabs.

http://hetexted.com/

http://www.football365.com/mediawatch/8204705/Mediawatch
Non-Football Story Of The Day
'The difference between life and death for Brittany Taltos was a soft patch of dirt. Taltos, a 23-year-old UF alumna featured on "Jersey Shore," was sunbathing in her front yard Sunday afternoon when her friend reversed his pickup truck into the yard and partially ran over her head. Taltos said she was asleep in front of her house, located on the 300 block of Northwest 14th Street, before the truck backed into her.

"I woke up with half a tire in my face," she said. The tire trapped Taltos by her hair, pinning her to the ground, while the pressure on her head caused her ears to bleed. "I thought I was going to die," she said. When Taltos screamed for help, the driver moved his truck forward and helped her with the bleeding. Taltos' roommate, Diego Cabrera, 21, called 911. An ambulance rushed Taltos, who was still conscious, to Shands at UF for treatment, according to a Gainesville Fire Rescue news release. At the hospital, doctors used an X-ray to scan her head and found no signs of brain or skull damage. "They told me 'You basically dodged a bullet,'" she said' - Alligator.org.

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http://www.football365.com/mediawatch/8231607/Mediawatch
Non-Football Headline Of The Day
'Disabled grandmother attacked by ferret - 'predator' bit while she rode scooter' - The Nottingham Post.

Sly TV Executives Of The Day
'Countdown host Rachel Riley has had a dressing down over her wardrobe, insiders say. Channel 4 bosses are said to have told the maths wizard she must clear all her outfits in advance with them. They have demanded she send them pictures of anything she plans to wear' - The Daily Record. Oh Channel 4 bosses, you cheeky old horn-dogs.

Non-Football Story Of The Day
'A US mum was fined $2,500 after her three-year-old son urinated outside - in his own front yard. A police officer saw Dillan Warden pull down his pants and issued the ticket, which will cost the family the equivalent of £1,560. Ashley Warden, the little boy's mother, said he was being potty trained but answered the call of nature outside as he wasn't near a toilet. Mrs Warden, of Piedmont, Oklahoma, said: "Dillan pulled down his pants to pee outside... and the cop pulled up and asked for my license and told me he was going to give me a ticket for public urination."

'Grandmother Jennifer Warden added: "I said: 'Really? He is three years old', and he said: 'It doesn't matter. It is public urination.' I said: 'We are on our property', and he said: 'It's in public view'." The family, which lives on two-and-a-half acres of land, have complained that the officer which issued the ticket parks at the end of their street daily. They hope a judge will throw out the case when it comes before a court next month' - Orange.
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Japan invents goalkeeping toilet

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Japan_invents_goalkeeping_toilet

Two Japanese firms have teamed up to create a toilet that doubles up as a goalkeeper.

The Super Great Toiler Keeper showed off its prowess by saving penalties from Japanese star striker Tatsuhiko 'Dragon' Kubo.

It uses motion-detecting cameras to calculate the flight of the ball, pivot on its axis, and fire a small ball from the bowl to parry the incoming soccer ball.

The bizarre invention is the unlikely result of two Japanese companies with similar names and vastly different products, joining forces.

Toilet maker Toto and sports lottery agent Toto pitched their collaboration as an environmentally friendly project.

Six Tips for Avoiding an Office Affair

http://www.linkedin.com/today/post/article/20121029153750-6526187-six-tips-for-avoiding-an-office-affair

Why do you need six tips, surely you need only one tip

1. Don't shag anyone at work

And who the hell this person who goes around giving tips on how not to have affairs at work. What a useless waste of time.

I think this person would easily avoid affairs at work because she sounds like a huge fun sponge

lets listen to her tips

1. Never take a first step in flirtation, even in jest.

2. Never have more than one drink with people from work.

3. Never allow yourself to have a “special friend” of the attractive sex(sometimes called a “work spouse”) to whom you turn for particular support.

4. Unless it’s an unmistakably professional context, don’t meet alone with a colleague or client of the attractive sex. When a client calls with tickets for the baseball game, don’t go in a twosome.

Here are two additional tips:

5. Imagine your spouse/partner as audience – cc’d on the email, walking suddenly into the conference room. If you’d feel uncomfortable in that situation, you’ve crossed some line.

6. If you develop a close relationship with someone, get to know his or her family.

People sometimes assume that it’s straightforward to decide, “I'd never have an affair” – that it’s just a matter of good character and solid values. But temptation can sometimes arise over a very long period of time, and not look the way we expect. Gradually, slowly, a relationship’s nature changes. Or sometimes a very stressful or intense moment creates a sudden energy which, in the right environment, can lead to an affair.