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| Thanks For Nothing An ambulance was called to the aid of James Ritchie, thirty, who was lying injured on a road outside Odell, Illinois. As it arrived on the scene, the ambulance skidded on the snow-covered roadway, then struck and killed Ritchie. UPI |
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Thoughtful Pimp Explains ‘Rules 2 da Game of Hoez’
1) Alwayz make them need and depend on you so you have power over them. (Power is control)
2) Make them understand that you don't need them they need you, they are replaceable. Never let them no if you need them deep down inside.
3) Never let no1 get away with sneakin anything cause once they feel they can get away they will alwayz scheme.
4) No matter how much you like or care for 1 or any of them, don't trust none of them. (Like Scarface, who do I trust?? Me that's who..)
5) Alwayz stay 2 step's ahead of the game you have them playin..
6) Don't let them no all your Plan's. But alwayz try 2 no there's.
7) Make sure you own there mind's, body's, and soul's. (N test it out every often 2 make sure.)
8) Keep your bi[?] on the low as possible when it come's 2 family and hater's. (cause you can't trust none of them)
9) Alwayz try 2 no whatz goin on..(Make them tell on each other)
10) Give respect when respect's due..(Follow these rules and you should b gucci.)
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Great for parties, business meetings, gardening, down the gym, or just lazing around the house.
Be the envy of your friends in polished steel attire.
£750 off RRP. Sword not included.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/a-bird-in-the-hand.html
Meaning
It's better to have a lesser but certain advantage than the possibility of a greater one that may come to nothing.
Origin
This proverb refers back to mediaeval falconry where a bird in the hand (the falcon) was a valuable asset and certainly worth more than two in the bush (the prey).
The first citation of the expression in print in its currently used form is found in John Ray's A Hand-book of Proverbs, 1670, in which he lists it as:
A [also 'one'] bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
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Non-Football Story Of The Day
'A Pennsylvania man accidentally called 911 in the midst of a drug deal, allowing dispatchers to listen in on the entire transaction and send police to arrest him. Officers arrived to find Justin Kryzanowski, 24, with pockets full of drugs, syringes and paraphernalia -- as well as the phone, the line still open to 911. The phone call recorded everything, police say, including Kryzanowski's own arrest at his home in Scranton. "Good stuff on there," David Hahn, the Emergency Services Director in Lakawana County told Mail Online. "I mean, these guys aren't brain surgeons, if you know what I mean. You can even hear the police knocking at the door." The Scranton Times-Tribune reports that dispatchers tracked the phone call to a car near Kryzanowski's home, where he was making a drug deal with a man called Rick' - The Daily Mail.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19206924
X-ray reveals drunk tourist sleeping on baggage belt at Rome airport
A Norwegian tourist has been caught on X-ray sleeping on a moving baggage belt at Rome's Fiumicino airport.
The unnamed 36 year-old man reportedly climbed over one of the check-in desks and fell asleep on the belt that takes luggage to be loaded on to planes.
When the belt started moving, he travelled for around 50m curled up in the foetal position.
He apparently remained asleep after staff spotted him in the X-ray machine, stopped the belt and alerted police.
The tourist, who appeared to have been drinking heavily, will now face charges in relation to the incident according to Italy's La Repubblica newspaper.
The incident has raised questions about security at the airport, but a police spokesperson told the paper that the man could not have got through to secure areas of the airport.
"There is a security system - a sort of roll-up blind - which can only be opened by the member of staff who loads the baggage," the officer said.
"[The Norwegian] could have carried on going round the main belt but he could never have ended up in sensitive areas of the airport."
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A Little Gas
A Dutch veterinarian was fined 600 guilders (about $240)
for causing a fire that destroyed a farm in Lichten Vourde,
the Netherlands. The vet had been trying to convince a farmer
that his cow was passing flatulent gas; to demonstrate, the
vet ignited the gas, but the cow became a "four-legged
flame-thrower" and ran wild, setting fire to bales of hay.
Damage to the farm was assessed at $80,000. The cow was
unharmed. AP
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'Face of Jesus Christ' spotted on tree stump
The 'face of Jesus Christ' has been spotted in the middle of a tree trunk and is beginning to attract a large number of visitors in Northern Ireland.
Christ mask tree: An 'apparition' looking like the face of Jesus has appeared in Belfast City Cemetery (Picture: Alamy)
Crowds are flocking to Belfast City Cemetery to catch a glimpse of the ghostly image in a tree, originally cut down two years ago.
Graveyard workers have been left stumped by the mystery and say they have spotted several people praying by the apparition which appeared earlier this week.
One worker believes it won't be long before the cemetery 'becomes like Knock’, the site of a famous 1879 apparition from Our Lady still visited by thousands of pilgrims every year
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/908123-face-of-jesus-christ-spotted-on-tree-stump#ixzz23Q9997H1
WAIT THERE IS MORE JESUS
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/628745-top-five-unexpected-appearances-of-jesus
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Non-Football Story Of The Day
'German authorities are hunting high and low for a kangaroo that escaped from an animal park near Frankfurt, with the help of a fox and wild boar. Three kangaroos named Skippy, Jack and Mick on Saturday night bounded through a hole in the fence of their enclosure made by a helpful fox, Michael Hoffmann, deputy head of the animal park near Frankfurt, said. One unadventurously stayed within the park grounds and was swiftly recaptured.
'The other two scrabbled to freedom through a hole dug by a wild boar under the park's exterior barriers. Vets snared one of the refugee pair after a long chase, Mr Hoffmann said, but the third had proved harder to track down. The animal is no danger to the public, stressed Mr Hoffmann. "He's super friendly, super nice. Absolutely no danger at all." There have been several sightings of the kangaroo still at large but he has managed to stay one hop ahead of authorities. He feeds on vegetables and grasses, so should find plenty to forage, said Mr Hoffmann' - The Daily Telegraph.
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IT'S MAD I TELL YOU
Fancy 30 minutes of audio madness created under the name of comedy, then check the link below
I can guarantee it will be like nothing you have heard before (unless you have heard previous episodes)
Hosks Half Hour - Episode 86 - Cat leads to peadophile arrest
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Headline Of The Day
'Chas & Dave can be a hit' - The Daily Mirror on David Moyes bidding for Charlie Adam.
Worst Headline Of The Day
'Lamp still Berne-ing' - The Sun. Frank Lampard played in Berne, you see.
Non-Football Story Of The Day
'Soul crooner Barry White has been helping a group of Chilean flamingos at a Sussex zoo mate after his songs were piped into their enclosure at night. The Walrus of Love's classic hits such as I Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe and You're the First, the Last, My Everything, were played to the creature to help romance blossom. It seems to have done the trick as two of the birds, Maurice and Gabriella, have hatched a chick.
'The new addition to Drusillas Park in Alfriston will be a much-welcomed one as flamingos are a threatened species, with water pollution and human activity near breeding sites driving down the population. The latest addition is the first successful flamingo hatching at Drusillas Park since 2009. Zoo manager Sue Woodgate said: 'We are absolutely delighted with the progress of the flamingo chick. 'I was lucky enough to be at the enclosure when it hatched. The keepers and I were so excited to see the little grey flamingo emerge from its shell under the watchful eye of its parents.' Keepers at the zoo are hoping for another baby, as the flamingos are sitting on a further three eggs which could hatch in up to three weeks following a 27 to 31-day incubation period' - Metro.
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